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What the French are really selling us

In the past week there have been 5 deaths related to the French imported Deluxe Buggy. Up until now it has been believed that the buggies were not built properly and came apart while in motion. However, after collecting eyewitness testimonies, it seems that the drivers were not “all there” while operating the deluxe buggy. After close inspection of the remains of King Charles buggy, opium was discovered behind one of the seats. After more inspections of other buggies, we discovered that they all had opium. The French have gone to far this time. This behavior is unacceptable. I propose we sue the French buggy company for illegally importing harmful drugs. These drugs have caused 5 deaths and the French should be severely punished. By: Zach Johnson