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__**Local News **__  Just recently hither in Verona the tragic deaths of ye Montague Romeo and ye Capulet Juliet shocked many of our citizens. Our anonymous informant from the scene told us that before their deaths, ye Romeo and Juliet were both lovers and had been married to each other several days before Juliet was to marry Paris. Apparently the friar Lawrence had married the two of them without the consent of their parents. When ye Juliet was to marry Paris she evidently faked death somehow to avoid being married to both Romeo and Paris. When she woke to find Romeo dead she killed herself. The authorities are investigating wherefore Romeo died and it is suspected that poison is the cause of death and that he committed suicide. Alack, this is an unhappy time for us all. Haply, I would some good hie hither from this whole ordeal.  By: Jason Buchanan 