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= OBITUARY = Today, John Doe died in Lake Sopravvivenza. He was driving his brand new Deluxe Buggy when his wheel suddenly detached. He crashed and was thrown into the lake. Oddly enough, he did not know how to swim, so he quickly met his demise. It is ironic that he died in this lake because the name translates “Lake Survival”. By: Zach Johnson

Today William Twain had a heart attack while driving his Delux Buggy. Experts are still trying to determine cause of his heart attack. Suspicion is raising about these Delux Buggies. The crashed buggie is being taken in for i nspection.By: Zach Johnson

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